I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Randomize