And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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