omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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