she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Randomize