yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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