He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
