Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
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I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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