oh god the rape fog is back!
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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