ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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