She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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