Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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