I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
His nipple licking is glorious
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