so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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