I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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