His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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