he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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