is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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