Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
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I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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