Whoa Z and x make the same sound
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
We were destined to go to rehab together
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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