.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
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I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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