we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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