im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
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I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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