It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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