question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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