O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
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then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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