those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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