Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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