But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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