what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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