16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
MIDGETS
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The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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