i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
FUCK WHALES
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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