Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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