just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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