How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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