just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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