Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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