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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I feel like I'm in dance class right now

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(520): View more from Arizona

i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.

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(216): View more from Ohio

you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses

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(609): View more from New Jersey

So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.

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(206): View more from Washington

He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?

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(573): View more from Missouri

She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek

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