The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
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This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard