Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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