I wanna passion pit in your ass
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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