is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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