and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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