We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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