how hairy? two words: wookie tits
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
He kissed a someone with a penis
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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