why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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