I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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