what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
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While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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