508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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