that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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