Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
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You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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