I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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