i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
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SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
My vagina is very pro this idea
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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