So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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