Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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