So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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