Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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